I’ve got two words to say
Cute Love Story..♥ Boy :- Hey I’ve got two words to say.. Girl :- What.? Boy :- ” I LOVE YOU ” Girl :- Huh..Isn’t that 3 words.? Boy :- No! Because ‘(U)’ And ‘(I)’ Are One
View ArticleMom plugs my phone 2 charger
Height of Creativity: Girl -I’ve saved my boy frnd’s number as BATTERY LOW. So,whenevr he calls & i’m not around, my Mom plugs my phone 2 charger
View ArticleJust like two boxers shaking hands
Y do couples hold hands during their wedding It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins
View ArticleMain Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya Wife- Koun Thi Wo Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi
View ArticleItni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
Wife : I will die Husband : I will also die Wife : why do u want to die Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
View ArticleMairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati ha Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se Teacher: Wo kaisy Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain “Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi”
View ArticleA diamond necklace
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary and then his wife didn’t speak to him for six months Was the necklace fake, no that was deal
View ArticleLatka diya hai
|______|____ | | | ” 0 | /|\ pahnasi | | | JL | | yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha . . latka diya hai ab pahnasi par . . ab tera kia ho ga kalia.
View ArticleSaath rakhna
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
View ArticleGive example
Teacher asks his student to give example of three sentence in the (past, present and future) Student : I Saw your Daughter Yesterday (Past) We are in Love Now (Present) And We Will Run Away Tomorrow...
View ArticleLarki ka rishta
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
View ArticleDress unfit ho
Kabi icecream lao to Kabi murghi pkao to Mujhe awaz de lena wallet men maal ziada ho Jo shopping ka irada ho Muje awaz de lena Tumhare dress unfit ho Make up ki extra kit ho Mujhe awaz de lena Kabi...
View ArticleReply nicely
larki: tum sb boys ek jesy Q hoty ho .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Boy reply nicely: Tum her ek par try Q karti ho
View ArticleSaath rakhna
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
View ArticleToo seriously.
Biology says: CELL is the fundamental unit of life And our generation has taken it too seriously
View ArticlePucha Kis Liye
Teacher- Kal School kyon nahi aaye tum? Pappu- GirlFriend Se Milne Gaya Tha. Teacher- Kis Liye? Pappu- Yes Sir. Teacher- Maine Pucha Kis Liye.?? Pappu- Liye Sir, Bahut liye
View ArticleKitnay marks liye
Ek ladka fail hua Uskay abu ne kaha dekhu padon ki ladki nay kitnay marks liye hain Ladka haan haan dekh dekh aur dekh , usee ki waja say thu Fail huwa hun
View ArticleGiRL KHUSHi se
GiRL: WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT? Boy: ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho? GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW. . . . . . . . . . Boy: SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon
View ArticleWoh zaroor aayegi
Emotional Comedy Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi Wah Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi
View ArticleInsurance kara deta
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete Pass hote toh thik hai Varna insurance claim karva lete
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