Jawab nahi dega
Mom to Children: Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega usko main Gift dungi Children: Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge
View ArticleDekhnay ki chahat
Hum aapko dekhnay ki chahat rakhte hain Aapki har baat dil mein chhipaye rekhte hain Najane kub aap tv par aa jayein Isiliye din raat cartoon network lagaye rekhte hain
View ArticleJust always say
Friendship rules No drama No excuse No sorry No thanx Don’t say I’m busy Just always say yar hukm kar tere leye jan B hazir hy deni nhi wo alag bat hy
View ArticleShadi ke liye
Pappu Papa se Bola: Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai Papa: Pata nahi: main to abhi tak chuka raha hu
View ArticleBaat shuru hoti
Har baat shuru hoti hai apke naam k baad Har baat khatm hoti hai apke naam k baad Apka naam hai ya FULL STOP
View ArticleTell its name
Sardar in bio practical EXAMINER: See da legs of this bird and tell its name SARDAR: I dont know EXAMINER: U r fail.What`s ur name SARDAR: See my legs and Tell
View ArticleThokar kha ke
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai
View ArticleKaanch k tukrron
Doobi hain meri ungliyaan khud apne lahuu main Yeh kaanch k tukrron ko uthaney ki sazaa ha
View ArticleLecture on Sun
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma”m! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far The post Lecture on...
View ArticleIf suicide is better or being murdered
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
View ArticlePassing Marks are still
Dollars has increased to Rs. 100 Milk has increased to Rs. 70… Petrol has increased to Rs. 101 Thanks God Passing Marks are still 33
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I’ve got two words to say
Cute Love Story.. Boy :- Hey I’ve got two words to say.. Girl :- What.? Boy :- ” I LOVE YOU ” Girl :- Huh..Isn’t that 3 words.? Boy :- No! Because ‘(U)’ And ‘(I)’ Are One
View ArticleMom plugs my phone 2 charger
Height of Creativity: Girl -I’ve saved my boy frnd’s number as BATTERY LOW. So,whenevr he calls & i’m not around, my Mom plugs my phone 2 charger
View ArticleJust like two boxers shaking hands
Y do couples hold hands during their wedding It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins
View ArticleMain Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya Wife- Koun Thi Wo Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi
View ArticleItni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
Wife : I will die Husband : I will also die Wife : why do u want to die Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
View ArticleMairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati ha Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se Teacher: Wo kaisy Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain “Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi”
View ArticleA diamond necklace
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary and then his wife didn’t speak to him for six months Was the necklace fake, no that was deal
View ArticleMore extensive
In case you need your relationship to work constantly remind your self that the alternative is more extensive than you
View ArticleDekh Raha Tha
Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai Try Again
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