Ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna
Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana 5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna
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Girl sitting on a park bench. Funny Begger: Hi Darling. She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.? Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
View ArticleSubse himmat wala mard kaun hai
Dunia me subse himmat wala mard kaun hai Dhobi qki wo kisi bhi ghar jakr kehta hai saheb madam se kehna kapde nikal k rakhe,mai ata hu..
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Student rock teacher shocked
Lady teacher : tum phir dair se aye school 8 baje shuru ho jata hai to phir itni late q aye ? . . . . . Student: janu itni fiker nhi kiya kero Dost shak kerte hai :p Student rock teacher shocked
View ArticleSaas Na Ho
Saas Ki Demand . . . . . Ladki Khobsorat ho Ameer ho, Padhi Likhi ho, Kam Umar Ho Ghar K Kaam Kaaj Mein Maahir Ho . . . . . Ladki Ki Demand (SIMPLE) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Saas Na Ho
View ArticleNo using of my money
BOY : I want us to be in a relationship GIRL : Its okay but under one condition BOY : Which one GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition...
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Funny but true fact Relationship between lovers in today age you can touch each othe but . . . . . . . . . . u cannot touch each other mobile
View ArticleMai bhi to baap banne wala hu
Wife: Aap bohut mote ho gaye ho Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho Wife: Mein to maa banne wali hun Pathan: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu
View ArticleThe One Who Loves Me
Really SmArt One I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me But I Surely Do Respect Their Choice
View ArticleMushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai
___@ ___/_DON_\___ [_(@)______(@) DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai Kyon Kyon K Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai
View ArticleTell me two pronouns
Height of good luck teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns . . . . . . Student: who? Me . . . . . . Teacher: very good, sit down
View ArticleHumko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho
View ArticleToot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga
View ArticleGuzrta din shadi ke din ko karib
Ye na socho ki har guzarta din maut ke taraf jata hai Balki ye socho ki har guzrta din shadi ke din ko karib lata hai (‘,’)> “Oh teri ye to /)( socha hi nahi
View ArticleCan u feel my answer
If som1 steps on ur foot n asks did I hurt you step on there foot hardly and ask can u feel my answer Sometimes its good to be stupid
View ArticleWhy do u ask such question to me
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6″ long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out Girl: Why do u ask such question to me i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its...
View ArticleIf suicide is better or being murdered
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
View ArticlePassing Marks are still
Dollars has increased to Rs. 100 Milk has increased to Rs. 70… Petrol has increased to Rs. 101 Thanks God Passing Marks are still 33
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